An Introduction : The Road So Far ...
3x8 A Very Supernatural Christmas : Until then, we'll have to muddle through some how.
4x1 Lazarus Rising : "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition."
4x2 Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean Winchester : The Witnesses have risen, and they're plenty pissed.
4x3 In the Beginning : "No matter what you hear, or what you see, promise me you won't get out of bed."
4x4 Metamorphosis : Ruby 2: Manipulating Sam Boogaloo
4x5 Monster Movie : Oktoberfest! It's like Dean died and didn't go to Hell.
4x6 Yellow Fever : Eye of the tiger, baby.
4x7 It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester : ASTRONAUT!
4x8 Wishful Thinking : Oh, Ben Edlund. You mad scamp.
4x9 I Know What You Did Last Summer : And Dean wishes there was enough brain bleach to be able to forget.
4x10 Heaven and Hell : “How I feel? This, inside me? I wish I couldn’t feel anything, Sammy. I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing.”
4x11 Family Remains : Meh. Every season has a weak episode or two. This is Season 4's.
4x12 Criss Angel Is a Douchebag : It's not a trick, Michael. It's an illusion.
4x13 After School Special : Dean is making those polyester gym teacher shorts work.
4x14 Sex and Violence : And now Hoyt from True Blood would like you boys to beat each other to death for his pleasure.
4x15 Death Takes a Holiday : Tessa!
4x16 On the Head of a Pin : "Well, I guess I’m not the man either of our Dads wanted me to be."
4x17 It's a Terrible Life : "Are you ready to stand up, and be who you really are?”
4x18 The Monster at the End of This Book : Behold! The Prophet, Chuck.
4x19 Jump the Shark : Poor Adam.
4x20 The Rapture : It's kind of like being chained to a comet.
4x21 When the Levee Breaks : The demon blood junkie detox experience.
4x22 Lucifer Rising : "He's coming ..."
5x1 Sympathy for the Devil : Please allow Mark Pellegrino to introduce himself.
5x2 Good God, Y'All : The boys' first break-up - back when it still meant something.
5x3 Free to Be You and Me : Sam tries to take a break from The Life. The Life comes looking for him.
5x4 The End : THIGH HOLSTER!
5x5 Fallen Idols : The first Supernatural episode to be erased from my head canon. And Paris Hilton isn't even the worst part.
5x6 I Believe the Children Are Our Future : ”So, some freak is going to come in my room while I’m sleeping and take my tooth. Sounds scary. No thank you.”
5x7 The Curious Case of Dean Winchester : There'll be time enough for counting, when the dealing's done.
5x8 Changing Channels : Reduce your chances of passing it on.
5x9 The Real Ghostbusters : BUNGIE!
5x10 Abandon All Hope... : Oh, Jo. Oh, Ellen. *SOB*
5x11 Sam, Interrupted : PUDDING!
5x12 Swap Meat : More like swap this script for one that's not full of plot holes, poor characterization, and missed opportunities, amirite?
5x13 The Song Remains the Same : This is it. Team Free Will.
5x14 My Bloody Valentine : Tortiegirl is still traumatized by the cold open.
5x15 Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid : Sheriff Jody Mills is introduced. Zombie pie for all!
5x16 Dark Side of the Moon : *THUNK* Samulet, NOOOOOOOOOO!!
5x17 99 Problems : Dean's a vessel and his spirit’s really low. Does he look like a hero sir, I don’t know.
5x18 Point of No Return : I just didn't want to let you down.
5x19 Hammer of the Gods : Gabriel, NOOOOOOOOOO!
5x20 The Devil You Know : Lovers in league against Satan.
5x21 Two Minutes to Midnight : The finest of the horsemen is introduced. Well helloooooo, Death.
5x22 Swan Song : I let him out. I gotta put him back in.
6x1 Exile on Main St. : Sam is back and possums kill.
6x2 Two and a Half Men : YOU GIVE ME THAT BABY, YOU WARTHOG FROM HELL!
6x3 The Third Man : Oh heyyyyyyy, Balthazar.
6x4 Weekend at Bobby's : WHITHER THE GINGER PEACH COBBLER?
6x5 Live Free or Twihard : And then Buffy staked Edward.
6x6 You Can't Handle the Truth : The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
6x7 Family Matters : Sam is a soulless man.
6x8 All Dogs Go to Heaven : What's that boy? You say Sammy's soul is down the well?
6x9 Clap Your Hands If You Believe... : Nipples?
6x10 Caged Heat : I learned that from the pizza man.
6x11 Appointment in Samarra : Dean plays Death for a day, Tessa returns, and Show remembers that Adam exists. And now we will never speak of him again.
6x12 Like a Virgin : Stop dragon my heart around.
6x13 Unforgiven : Sammy did a bad, bad thing.
6x14 Mannequin 3: The Reckoning : This time it's personal.
6x15 The French Mistake : It's an alpaca, dumbass.
6x16 ...And Then There Were None : It's like a Khan worm on steroids.
6x17 My Heart Will Go On : Leo DiCaprio was not harmed in the filming of this episode.
6x18 Frontierland : Well, when you’ve done this job as long as I have, a giant from the future with some magic brick doesn’t exactly give you the vapors.
6x19 Mommy Dearest : You know what the Mother of All is most angry about? That now thanks to Dean she can’t get "We Built This City (On Rock and Roll)" out of her head.
6x20 The Man Who Would Be King : “Let me tell you my story. Let me tell you everything.”
6x21 Let It Bleed : Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
6x22 The Man Who Knew Too Much : KRIPKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
7x1 Meet the New Boss : Nothing on earth is his equal— a creature without fear. Welcome to Season 7!
7x2 Hello, Cruel World : I’m sorry, are the voices in my head bothering you?
7x3 The Girl Next Door : She’s a leaf on the wind. Watch how she soars.
7x4 Defending Your Life : No one wants to do it alone.
7x5 Shut Up, Dr. Phil : Hello, salty goodness! The guest casting that caused my heart to grow effulgent.
7x6 Slash Fiction : Sam and Dean should have shotguns for this kind of deal. Shotguns that shoot borax, but still. They should have shotguns.
7x7 The Mentalists : Did you have that roommate in college who would break up with her boyfriend on Friday night only to be back together with him by lunch on Sunday? And it happened every weekend like clockwork until it just became routine and hardly even registered? Yeah. This episode is kind of like that.
7x8 Season Seven, Time for a Wedding! : Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live… is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove and nobody seems to know what to get Sam or Becky for their wedding present.
7x9 How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters : Bobby is fine! He and the Russian built a nice little cabin in the Pine Barrens.
7x10 Death's Door : It’s like that scene at the end of Planet of the Apes. All you can do is pound the sand and scream at the heavens because she did it. She finally really did it. SERRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!
7x11 Adventures in Babysitting : Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
7x12 Time After Time : Was it a stand alone that did little to advance the season arc? Yes. Did it feature Jensen Ackles in a custom suit and fedora? Yes. Does the later excuse any shortcomings of the former? Oh, yes. Yes it does.
7x13 The Slice Girls : ALL OF THE FEELINGS. THE LAST SCENE MADE ME FEEL ALL OF THE FEELINGS.
7x14 Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie : ASKED THE UNIVERSE IF THEY COULD JUST BE BROTHERS AGAIN, AND TA-DAH! THE UNIVERSE LISTENED! ALL OF THE FEELINGS!
7x15 Repo Man : I hold firm to my original assessment that this is the creepiest, scariest, squickiest episode that Show has done in a long time. Well played. Slow clap.
7x16 Out with the Old : You know, there’s enough dancing on the gag reels they could have given us at least one grand jete. Come on, Show. You took Bobby away. YOU COULDN’T DO THIS ONE THING FOR US?
7x17 The Born-Again Identity
7x18 Party On, Garth
7x19 Of Grave Importance
7x20 The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo
7x21 Reading Is Fundamental
7x22 There Will Be Blood
7x23 Survival of the Fittest
8x1 We Need to Talk About Kevin : “Saving people, hunting things. The family business.” Season 8 restates the mission, Dean is Legend, and Sam’s hair looks good, girl.
8x2 What's Up, Tiger Mommy? : The task of closing the gates of Hell just got a little more complicated. To say nothing of the search for the egg salad recipe.
8x3 Heartache : Sam makes a stand for Team Cake.
8x4 Bitten : The Doctor Who Series 3 episode “Blink” did a brilliant job of telling an emotionally engaging story from an outsiders’ POV using video as a key exposition element with minimal screen time for the series leads. “Bitten” is not “Blink.”
8x5 Blood Brother : Plenty of flashback-y goodness, but all you really need to know is that vampirates is a thing.
8x6 Southern Comfort : Garth steps into Bobby’s shoes and a specter slides into Dean’s psyche.
8x7 A Little Slice of Kevin : Cas is back! Cas is back! Cas is back!
8x8 Hunteri Heroici : It’s Supernatural. What did you expect, a happy ending?
8x9 Citizen Fang : Vampires I get. Roger Workman is crazy.
8x10 Torn and Frayed : Everybody breaks up with everybody and no one is happy. So, you know – Wednesday.
8x11 LARP and the Real Girl : House Winchester raises its banners. KINGS IN THE MIDWEST! KINGS IN THE MIDWEST!
8x12 As Time Goes By : Show adds a pleasantly satisfying new layer of myth and the boys meet their Winchester grandfather. Don’t get too attached.
8x13 Everybody Hates Hitler : Time travel. Nazis. The Impala is bigger on the inside. SuperWho is a thing.
8x14 Trial and Error : The Winchesters are closing the gates of Hell. You’ve probably never heard of it. It’s totally underground.
8x15 Man's Best Friend with Benefits : Brad Buckner and Eugenie Ross-Leming wrote an episode that makes "Route 666" look good. Who knew such a thing was even possible?
8x16 Remember the Titans : It’s okay. After Oliver turned down the ice cream, Sam got him a mechanical owl, and that made everything better.
8x17 Goodbye Stranger : I loved this episode so mu-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-ch.
8x18 Freaks and Geeks : Krissy returns so she and Dean can be adorable together and fools that disrespect Bobby’s memory get served.
8x19 Taxi Driver : The second trial is completed and EVERYONE HUGS! ALL OF THE HUGGING!
8x20 Pac-Man Fever
8x21 The Great Escapist
8x22 Clip Show
9x1 I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here : The angels have fallen, Castiel is human, and Dean makes a deal for Sam. Sounds like Tuesday.
9x2 Devil May Care : Abaddon returns and a new ship sets sail.
9x3 I'm No Angel : “You can’t stay.”
9x4 Slumber Party : Pay no attention to those boys behind the curtain!
9x5 Dog Dean Afternoon : Dean gets his Doctor Doolittle on. It is a delight.
9x6 Heaven Can't Wait : Everyone is trying to get it right with their little taste of humanity.
9x7 Bad Boys : John is why Dean can’t have nice things.
9x8 Rock and a Hard Place : Jody Mills is my everything.
9x9 Holy Terror : You were too precious for this world, Kevin Tran.
9x10 Road Trip : I will gladly Vote Crowley if he can keep the Winchesters from breaking up every 5th episode.
9x11 First Born : Sam and Cas bond, Dean and Crowley have tea, and Show introduces the greatest bringer of death since Death.
9x12 Sharp Teeth : No. No, sir. You two are going to sit there on that hood until you work things out.
9x13 The Purge : The boys are the most broken that they’ve ever been. Everything is terrible and all of it hurts.
9x14 Captives : This episode. Your emotions are in danger, girl.
9x15 THINMAN : The Ghostfacers are back and I don’t hate them. Is this real life? Is this bizarro world?
9x16 Blade Runners : “Take me to my brother.” So, are we good? You boys friends again? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
9x17 Mother's Little Helper : Nothing unites a family like demons harvesting souls.
9x18 Meta Fiction : Dean in the shower, the return of the Trickster, and great Cas one liners. ALL OF THE FRUIT BASKETS FOR ROBBIE THOMPSON!
9x19 Alex Annie Alexis Ann : Jody Mills lives! Lives to awesome another day and anchor her own spin off IF THE POWERS THAT BE HAVE THE COMMON SENSE OF AN ANT.
9x20 Bloodlines : A perfectly cromulent addition to the TVD/The Originals-verse, but an SPN spin-off it was not. Let us never speak of it again.
9x21 King of the Damned
9x22 Stairway to Heaven
9x23 Do You Believe in Miracles?